— Paul Gilmartin, The Mental Illness Happy Hour (via mayahansens)
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The Turtle Moves!
TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN.
YES
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.
But that wouldn’t stop me.
SOMEONE
FUCKING
BUY ME THIS
I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT
I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS
If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever
I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.
GIVE ME
OH MY GOD, WANT.
If I don’t have this I will die.
SOON
I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!
This wouldn’t help me. I hate my alarm with the passion of a thousand dying suns but I appreciate it is showing me tough love. This would just fail to motivate me.
housemate already owns this. it is the most annoying thing on the fucking planet. IT DOESN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AM AND PM SO IT GOES OFF AT 7.30 EVERY NIGHT AS WELL AS MORNING
…so yeah, 1.5/10 do not recommend
(Source: thinkgeek.com)
Oh great, now there’s ANOTHER species that’s smarter than me
how is this possibru
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weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:
Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.
lemon whores stealing lemons
I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”
If there is one video on Youtube you’re going to watch, it has to be this one. Please watch this.
RYNN, KAI, LEMONWHORES
lemon mcpornguffin
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wait… I always thought the whole point of the game was to murder as many visitors as possible.
those gifs are so satisfying
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andy pls
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Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
there’s several of these as well;
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
(via aspacelobster)
So in the UK, the Green Party opposes the planned London-Midlands(-Edinburgh) high speed rail project supported by all three major parties on environmental, social justice and cost grounds. Here it’s almost completely the reverse. Obviously not directly comparable circumstances, but still…. politixxx
